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The xylophone is a sexual act in which a female braces herself in [the table] (or crab) posistion, and her male partner [repeatedly] strikes her naked body with his erect phallus. It is customary, but not necesary, for the female to replicate xylophone sounds with her mouth or anus in accordance with the location of the phallic strikes. If two men do this at the same time to one woman, it is known as a duet. Also, instead of being in the crab posistion, the parter on the receiving end of the strikes could just lay on [the edge] of a bed or table.
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