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A sarcastic title for ministers of some Mennonite churches. They wear dark suits sans ties and $30 [black shoes], and have carefully combed and gelled hair and neatly trimmed beards They have a habit of [driving around] in minivans and checking in on all the good little Mennonites, to make sure they don't have radios hidden in their cars or TV sets [in the closet]. And if, heaven forbid, they find a harmonica or a camera stashed away somewhere, they will excommunicate you and cut you off from God and His Most Holy One True Church to burn in hell for eternity, 'cuz you're "worldly."
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