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Ergo's, or 'Rowing Machines', are shorter terms for [the compound] word; Ergo-meter. These are the most evil, soul sucking, painful and physically draining contraptions ever invented. Unless you are an elite rower with the power and fitness of a Greek God of Strength, its about the 3900m mark in a 6km ergo session where you loose [the will to live] and you feel like your body will never recover from this agony, but you and 4 other people will be [in the shed] doing the same piece training for State Championships, and if your lucky and your club doesn't have aids and it's not too poor and gay to keep your super-awesome, hardcore German coach, you should be able to pull through it. But if not, your form and training goes downhill, and so does your fitness and your will to row.
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