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A push gift is demanded by a JAP to compensate for her labor pains and to reward her platinum womb for bringing another child into the world.  The give is delivered [immediately] and I do mean immediately upon giving birth.

The second that the brand new baby exits the vagina to be wiped down, the pussy-whipped husband gives his shrew of a wife a [significant] item of jewelry.  Typically, the price is at least $20,000 and preferably $30,000.

Whether that is to compensate for the incredible sacrifice or merely to deal with the impending post-partum depression has not yet been determined.  The utter repulsiveness of the [extremely] crass act defies [description] by mere mortals with any sense of humility or shame.

The vast majority of the human race, approaching 99%, would believe that the sheer joy of a new baby would be the most incredible gift of life that a couple could possibly want to celebrate.  In fact, that is usually what happens.

Ask yourself what type of person would demand a push gift.

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