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The palsied chicken exists when you get an article of clothing, especially a coat, as a present (holiday, birthday, etc.) and it is too tight, especially in the arms. You either really like it or [don't want] to hurt the gifter's feelings, and you plan to lose weight soon. The palsied chicken comes into affect when you [periodically] try on the clothing, and your arms are stuck close to your sides and you flap them trying to wriggle into the top. Hence [you look like] a chicken with cerebral (or any variety) palsy.
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