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[Description]: A desperate, lonely middle-aged man who becomes aroused whilst listening in on private conversations between uninterested local females at the pub. Typical habitat: The Titspervert will attempt unsuccessfully to join a private [conversation] between much younger females at the local pub. This results in aggression and verbal abuse from said females, although this is not always a successful deterrant (see below). Behaviour: Generally [irritating], the titspervert will attempt to gain the attention of surrounding females by offering drinks repeatedly, depite constant knock-backs and, eventually, torrents of verbal abuse. Can also be seen circling the pool table in a far-too-tight T-shirt, displaying foul man-boobs, beer-gut and bald spot in an attempt to attract women [young] enough to be his daughter. Titspervert does not appear to realise that this is likely to induce vomiting in said females.
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