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Pomowanker = postmodern jerk-off. Identifiable by, among other things, a self-indulgent propensity for bullshit, acadamese and weasel-words; for prefacing anything remotely resembling an opinion with "[I'm not sure] that" or "It could be argued that"; for never stating an opinion outright but insinuating instead by sneering irony that it's not [intellectually] [respectable] or defensible actually to hold an opinion on anything, much less a positive opinion. Nihilism in academic drag. Coined by Lindsay Perigo at Sense of Life Objectivists.
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