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While your female companion is sleeping, you jack-off onto one of her eyes without [disturbing] her. When she wakes up you convince her that it's actually a really bad eye [infection] and get her to go to the doctor. She is then [humiliated] when the nurse, staff and doctor inform her it is not an eye infection at all, just dried semen. A good way to break up with a chick.
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