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1. What happens just after you jerk off into a fan and just before cum splashes onto your roommate's face as he awakens to a [beautiful day]. 2. When, much like the leaves in "Colors of the Wind" from Pocahontas, John Smith's wolf-shaped cum carries on a gentle [autumn breeze] before [navigating] via heat-seeking sperm into Pocahontas' cumhole (be it her mouth, vagina, or anus, through which Brother Muskrat, seeking to escape Pocahontas' body, squeezed his body through until the anus began to close, keeping him from being able to get his tail out with its hair intact). 3. A shart.
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