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The act of the Chuck Norris is as follows (only people who own a Total Gym should attempt this act, or serious injury could be incurred) Just before ejaculation, rip your dick through the condom, cum on your foot, and [roundhouse kick] your [bitch in the face]. When she says "[What the fuck]?", say "Don't mess with Texas."
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