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When a chick gives you a monster STD, and when you find out, you go home and laser zap your entire bone-zone with the lava-hot eye beams you bought from the classifieds, making your balls scalding hot to the touch. Then you go to see said chick for another mission, and instead of making [sweet love] to her, you dick scorch her VD-WMD to smithereens. Then you pull a fire [extinguisher] out of your bag, and empty it's contents [out the window] just before laser-eye-beaming it to hell-temperature, and tossing the cannister on her stomach.
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