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When you measure the length of your wank stroke and multiply this by the average strokes per [masterbation] session. This gives you the total distance you have to rub over you dick to achieve a [hot steamy creamy] [ejaculation]. Note: Derived from wind-run which is the average distance meteorologists measure the length gusts of wind blow over.
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