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A rare form of [erectile disfunction]. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, [collapsed], schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers [believe that] resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.
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