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Redneck hypocrites who claim to be Christians, and believe white people are supreme. Their main hobbies include, killing, burning, and having sex with their klansmen in Wednesday Nights during the full moon.

Here are some funny facts.

1. They burn cross.
---They think they still are Christians.

2. They think they still are Christians.
---Jesus is Jewish. KKK is [anti-semitic]. Racism is also against Christianity.

3. They think whites are supreme.
---They are [everything but] white because their skin reflects off white color from the light. Even then, they kill other whites because they feel like doing so. In short, idiots.

4. They can't spell "Clan."
---They are southerners. Duh. Farmers with no life.

5. They wear white cones.
---Used for purpose of [masturbating]. No wonder why they are all white!

6. They wear 'Made-in-China' clothes.
---Truth.

7. They are usually fugly.
---Another truth.

8. They love [Uncle Sam].
---For massive group sex in Wednesdays with their master.

9. They love their leader.
---The Wizard is actually Kim Jung Il and Bin Laden's sex slave.

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