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The diametric opposite of what a male porn star should be. A textbook example of low or non-existent sperm count; it appears his testicles simply stopped functioning sometime around 1978. His cumshots have been accurately described as "scrotum dust" by his female co-workers. The phrase "Randy West" can also be used as a euphemism in polite [conversation] for "exceedingly small penis" or "impotent." Doctors sometimes jokingly refer to the medical condition [Retrograde Ejaculation] as "The Randy West Syndrome." ex: Peter North - Large cock; huge cumshots Randy West - Small cock; dribble, dribble Trivia: Jewish, real name Andy Abrams. Jews are sometimes categorized as having small penises, and [unfortunately], Randy West fulfills this stereotype perfectly. Thank G-d Ron Jeremy exists as a counterbalance. Antonyms: studly, real man
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