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An uptight, self-confident douchebag who wears a silly little headphone in his ear to show everyone that he's too important to use his hands while calling. You know the type. Bluetooth [motherfuckers]. It sounds like they're [talking to] you every time you walk by. So you turn, start talking, and then look like an asshole for trying to initiate [conversation] with a stranger. Fuck these guys. (or girls...)
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