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Invincble slab of cement carried around by people with no skill in version 1.6 of [counterstrike]. Protects against anything thrown at it, including boiling acid and star wars geeks. It cannot be scratched by [nuclear weapons]. Advised to no be used for fear of people trying to gang rape you in a corner. When used in groups, the riot shield is reminiscient to a large wall of bobbing [rectangles] coming to eat your testicles and pickle your penis. Also used by modern day police in a less powerful version that can actually be broken if fired at by 30 clips of an AK-47.
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