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A type of mob that spawns mostly in computer classes or the [electronics] departments of local superstores. Spawns have a 2.3558485% chance of being leet as fuck. Has extremely high HP due to massive size but moves very slow. Has two main attacks: punch: a lvl 3 move that can be reflected for 4389% damage to the darst by cloth armor; rarely used because of the massive amount of energy needed to lift their [fucking fat] ass arms. booger smear: the darst sticks his fat finger up his nose and then smears the retrieved booger all over an object; the object sustains 8904 nature dps and upon death respawns as a mini darst. Resistances: +43 to verbal assault -340 to compwn -500 to any attack from behind as he is too god damn fat to turn around Drops: Shitty ass black jacket 100% Pile of shit 100% Dank ass smell 100% Random magic: the gathering card 59% [Gameboy advance sp] 34% Psp 2%
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