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The phrase "Valentine" was coined sometime after July of 1947, by either the Ebe Alien culture or Chuck Norris himself, as a [technological] trade that would allow corporations to scam millions of lonely hearts like Paris Hilton. It is understood these [technologies], and holiday ideas are just some of the many things that the Aliens have provided us in exchange for the thousands of helpless abductees, cows and crops who are assaulted each year. [Valentines day] has become as much of a worldwide epidemic as people who expect you to remember and much less care when it is their birthdays.
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