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First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent. As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US [Atomic Clock] because the US [Atomic Clock] can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and [evidence to the contrary].
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