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a narutard : a derogotary term for somebody who has gone beyond just being a fan of the Anime Naruto, and is extremely frightening to [the general] publc.

They own every headband from every vllage on Naruto (apparently a "bargain" on eBay, until you point out the postage was more than the actual product.) Can't sleep without their Itachi plushie and village of the leaf wallscroll. They run useless petitions on the web, trying to bring down the dubbed version of Naruto, and to get him to stop saying "Belive it!" and instead saying "Dattebayo". Both phrases will get annoying if repeated over and over! [What does it matter] which one is [used]???

Oh, and let's not assume all they do is sit inside watching poorly lip-synced AMVs and wanking off to yaoi. Hell no! That's not nearly annoying enough! They have to inflict themselves on [the community]! Dancing around their front gardens, kicking trees and announcing to passer-bys "I'm agonna join the ANBU!" I once saw a lad, about a year or two older than me, out in the street place his hands together and yell "[Shadow Clone Jutsu]!" an actually look surprised when nothing happenned.

They are so very deluded it frightens me. If you look at certain forums, you will find countless fangirls fawning over, I dunno, Kiba or something, and fanboys nosebleeding over naked pics of Hinata, drawn by some 50 year old.

I am not anti-Naruto, it just annoys me how stoopid people can really be. All narutards need rounding up and putting in a giant blender.

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