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"Soccer Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck" A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have [sexual intercourse]. The SMILF's [natural habitat] is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn). Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, [college degrees], Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
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