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The Plug n' Stink is an invention straight form the pit in Dante's Inferno.It consists of a plug in warmer that heats various "oils and scents" that permeate a room or building with a  putrefyingly horrendous stench that some women and rarely men actually find appealing .If a man likes the Plug n' Stink "aroma" his  [sexual orientation] is in question.The inventors of the  various incarnations  of the Plug  n' Stink  searched  far and wide  for  only  the best in [artificial]  scents. Surely  carrion  flowers/ fungi along with moldy wind were at the top of their lists .In the future the Plug n' Stink will be statistically correlated with pimples, Cancer, nagging, bitching,  moaning, nail biting ,prescription and or alcohol /drug abuse,compulsive cleaning , [necrophilia], sinus problems of all forms, frigidity, impotence , [depression], Dyspepsia, confusion; confusion as to ones sexual identity, manic depressive disorders , sex with animals ,bed wetting,organic brain syndrome, dementia ,insomnia, non stop watching of TV shopping channels and other obsessive behaviors along with general mental malaise. It also  makes the area stink.

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