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Newtown is a small, wealthy town that breeds fairfield county's craziest [alcoholics]. Beside being in a county full of America's biggest partiers, Newtown is far more insane. [Smoking weed] is a daily routine, and pulling gravities are as usual as brushing their teeth. Parties get so large, they range from highschool sophomores to college seniors. This is truely the only town where i've seen highschool girls outdrink college kids and not think anything of it.. but of course, if the college kid is a Newtown Bred alcoholic they can probably hold their liquor [pretty damn] well.
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