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A pathetic, bald, talentless, spray-on tanned, middle-aged ass clown who is the lead singer of the 80's glam [rock band] Poison. The only reason he is able to make a living is because there are equally pathetic forty-somethings who seem intent on re-living the "[good old days]" of hairspray and [crappy music].
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