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The well honed instrument of the Goat Peelers. Resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. The [Goat Peeler], applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the Goat's size, shape and coarseness of fur; in an equally timely manner [counter-clockwise] rotates the handle of the spit to which the Goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed Goat...executing in [extreme prejudice], with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the Goat to expire during the process.
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