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Large gold or gold plated hoop earrings worn by a female chavor chavette. Usually large enough to be mistaken for a parrot perch, hooker hoops are sold in Argos etc and form part of the overall chav bling. They are often accompanied by heavy gold chains, rings on every finger and piercings on every fleshy body part. Worn together, the overall [impression] is designed to make the wearer look as though they charge for sex*. The main difference is that the sheer size of these earrings means that they would be highly [impractical] for a genuine sex-worker to wear. * Chav 'currency' being cheap alcohol, [cigarettes], bling and car parts nicked from Halfords, rather than legal tender.
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