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A male who either has sex with your [girlfriend] / ex-girlfriend, or hangs out with your [girlfriend] / ex-girlfriend all of the time. The act is called "pulling a brenze", and the recurring act is called "brenze disorder". There are different phases of "brenze disorder" that vary in severity. These stages range from pulling a serious "brenze" all the [way] to "brenzenation". Someone who pulls "brenzes" a lot, or has "brenze disorder", usually has a part-time job, an annoying laugh, and a multicolored compact car. Whilst the origin of the "brenze" is currently unknown, experts believe that "brenze disorder" is caused by a combination of bad hygeine and excessive video game abuse. This leads them to be unattractive, meaning the only females they can be around are their friends [girlfriends], creating the perfect atmosphere for a "brenze".
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