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acronym for Chief [Executive officer], the highest title in [corporate America]. One of the biggest things wrong with America and the biggest threats to the middle class. One of America's most hated persons with lawyers, politicians and pedophiles. A subhuman species characterized as a snake, pig, dishonest, cruel, corrupt, scandalous, greedy and arrogant. A CEO is an impotent and [overpaid] coporate fatcat bastard with gray hair, a small dick and small mind with a sexually-frustrated trophy wife and won't hesitate to sell their company and employees down the tubes. They're slave owners who view their employees as expendable slave laborers by paying them a slave wage or laying them off in the name of "corporate restructuring."  CEOs often engage in behavior such as embezzlement, insider trading and receiving perverted bonuses while their company struggles to earn a profit and its employees receive pay cuts and can't feed their families. CEOs can be identified by their orange jumpsuits or black and [white stripes] sitting behind bars recieving forced sexual pleasure from their fellow inmates. Such examples of CEOs include Jeffery Skilling, Kenneth Lay, Martha Stewart and Chuck Conoway.

see: snake oil salesman, pondscum, guttertrash, thug, thief, crook and lowlife

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