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Bronxville is a Village in the town of Eastchester. Many areas in Tuckahoe, Eastchester, and Yonkers have a "Bronxville P.O." meaning that they use the Bronxville post office. The town consists of Wasps and Catholics that only go to church on holidays. For many years, the real estate agents would refuse sale of homes to minorities (blacks, jews, asians etc.) That is the cause of the predominantly white population. The school was ranked third in the county. The median home value is $1.7 million. It is a village of elitists. The students drive nicer cars than the teachers. The fathers either work extremely hard or are [usually] retired by 48 and the mothers tend to play tennis and shop. The most common cars in Bronxville are the [Mercedes E500] wagon, Land Rover Range Rover, [Chevrolet Suburban]/GMC Yukon Denali XL, BMW X5, BMW 750iL, and Lexus LX470/[Toyota Land Cruiser]. There is also a Volvo for the babysitter. The citizens of the village can be stuck up, but most are down to earth. The children are a product of their [environment] and turn out to be worse than their parents. The problem is that the parents are always out at charity functions or social galas, that the children have no boundaries and run wild. The village itself is unbeatable. It is not a single strip of stores like Pelham or Rye, but is a well constructed village. The main difference between Bronxville and Scarsdale is the size and the number of Jews. In Bronxville you can count the number of Jewish families on one hand, Scarsdale is the complete opposite. Bronxille is a great place to live.

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