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"Shot O' Clock" more commonly known as "Shot-O-Clock"

What is Shot-O-Clock? Shot-O-Clock is that perfect time of the night when the drinks are flowing down easy & [everything] is just right. [You're out] with your best buds, there is some hot tail floating around the bar, and you need to do something to show just how good of a time you are having... That's when Shot-O-Clock steps in! Instantly become the life of the party, the pimpest player in the place, and completely irresistible, whether you are paying for it or not. Shot O Clock can even happen [simultaneously] across several timezones! So read on, you'll find [instructions], suggestions, and more below!

nstructions to Shot-O-Clock:

Step 1: [Approximately] 15 minutes before Shot-O-Clock, text as many as your friends as possible about Shot-O-Clock, no matter what timezone they may be in. Remember, it is Shot-O-Clock.

Step 2: Determine the drunkest member of the group you are out drinking with, and go buy at 35 shots on his or her tab. Shot-O-Clock is NO fun if you are just buying a round of shots for your table.

Step 3: Before telling the bartender you want 35 shots, try to get a deal for buying in bulk. Remember, Shot-O-Clock cannot be repeated if you're broke.

Step 4: Once you have successfully negotiated a good price, and the drinks are being made, tell everyone around you who's tab Shot-O-Clock is on. It won't matter now, the drinks are already being made.

Step 5: Ask for a tray, or get the server to bring Shot O Clock to your table. Last thing you want to do is drop Shot-O-Clock! Its a SIN.

Step 6: Serve everyone at your table drinks, and then find as many [hot chicks] as possible to give shots to. Do not attempt Shot-O-Clock without females. (It looks weird)

Step 7: It's Shot-O-Clock time. See step #1 for [instructions] on how to continue.

Shot-O-Clock Suggestions and Helpful Hints:

- Always bring someone out who has a higher credit limit than you do!

- Shot-O-Clock should not be attempted without females.

- Always get a deal on Shot-O-Clock, if the bartender refuses, change bars [immediately].

- No slurring while [talking to] the bartender about Shot-O-Clock, that's a sure way to be denied.

- No stumbling while walking to / from the bar either.

- Always take a taxi, its fucking cheap in comparison to your lawyer, and a good idea after Shot-O-Clock!

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