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Extremely reliable and well-engineered car for the masses.  Excellent market focus and superb assembly have made this THE best selling car in North America for many years running.

We love it when people come into the $hop with a "competitive" American car complaining about low power and a smoky exhaust (worn rings, destroyed valve seals, and myriad other malfunctions) at only 60,000 miles, saying "I saved $1,500 and bought this (insert name of Ford, GM or Chrysler product in same market segment) [instead] of a Honda Accord."

Of course, over the "life" of their American car they will pay me many thousands more than they saved on the initial purchase price.  Life is good!

Crappy [American cars] that TRY to match the reliability of a Honda Accord?...well, keep buying them, America.  [American cars] that break down a lot keep my $hop and my six employees afloat with plenty of work!  :-)

If it weren't for [American cars], I'd be a two-man shop doing only preventative maintenance (oil and trans fluid changes, a/c checks, spark plug changes once every 100,000 miles, yada yada).

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