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a [one way ticket] to the toilet, the hospital, or your deathbed.  The [majority of people] won't even smell it, let alone drink it.  If you like to enjoy your night slowly progressing from sober to buzzed to drunk, this is NOT your drink.  If you want to help get the chick sitting [on the couch] into your bedroom, this is NOT the drink to use.  If you want to showoff and think your a total badass, this is NOT your drink.

However, if you like to get very hammered, very quick, and for less money then most any name brand liquor, this is the drink for you.  If you want to put that chick sitting [on the couch] over the toilet before you can even begin to spit your game, this is the drink to use.  If your another hot-shot teen and want to think hair is being pulled out of your chest, and that your mister king of all liquors because you drink fire water, then this is probably your drink of choice.  Believe me when I say this stuff will turn you into an old man with haste.  However, I think it's a lot more badass to drink your friends [under the table] with a less harsh alcohol such as Jose Cuervo or Jack Daniels, because then everybody's willing to join in on the fun.

To be honest, about the only time consuming 151 becomes a social activity is when you light shit on fire with it.  It's more [expensive] then lighter fluid, but it burns longer and smells a bit better.  I highly advise NOT to do this though.  If the bottle catches on fire, you'll probably be like me and won't notice until your countertop is on fire because the bottle got spilled.

If you still choose to drink it, simply because you like to, then more power to you!  I command a lot more respect for you then these hot-shot teens who think drinking 151 and everclear makes them awesome.  There's some good tasting stuff in there if you haven't burnt your taste buds off yet.

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