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Breakfast in bed is when one wakes up next to (or happens to come upon) a sleeping lady companion and proceeds to perform [cunnilingus] on her. This is a gennerally appreciated method of being woken up. The phrase makes allusions to the term "[eating out]" as the person performing the oral ministrations is having, euphemisticaly, their first meal of the day in bed. In this case the meal happens to be a woman's [genetalia] and there is still a need to eat breakfast afterward. This is similar to, but differs in key ways from, a mongoose.
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