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A doodire is similar to a vampire, but it sucks out your [diarrhea]. Doodires perform this by inserting their long elephant-like mouth into your bottom. A main way of [defending] against doodires is cheese. [Swiss cheese] to be exact, for if you use parmesan you will only suceed in strengthening the doodire.
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