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for everyone who is not familar with a sea donk. ill put you straight. a sea donk is a girl of average attractiveness. so a girl you'll fuck if your drunk but she definately is not staying over. a swamp donk is that fat chick in the club trying to dance like shes hot shit. if god forbid you take this home, when your texas mickey wears off you will gnaw your own arm off just to get the fuck out of there. a unicorn is a nice beautiful girl, one you could take home to ma if your in to that sort of thing, you let her wear one of your jerseys in the morning when shes cooking you breakfast and you could possibly call her again.
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