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A large, "urban" [shopping mall] located in Springfield, Virginia. Has been gradually abandoned in recent years do to preference for Pentagon City and Tysons, which have been deemed "less ghetto" by the general public. Springfield Mall is famous for having a "Hot Topic" and "Taco Bell Express," 97 Auntie Anne's pretzel stands, and an extensive parking garage used for drug deals after closing. People, notably [white people], who admit to shopping at Springfield Mall are usually shunned by the [Northern Virginian] community. Common excuses are: "S-Springfield?...I thought this was Tysons!" or "I must have forgotten to take my medicine." or "Its OK, I'm 1/32 hispanic" Springfield Mall is generally safe to frequent before sundown. However, NEVER go on Friday nights. EVER.
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