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(Neo-Tard) -- a contraction of the term Neoconservative and Retard. A neo-tard is someone who believes in neoconservative principles while not [understanding] how stupid they are, that he will never personally benefit from these policies, and that said policies may, in fact, lead to his poverty and/or untimely demise. Traits include a blind support for: * American Military and Economic Imperialism, without adequate border security. * Republican Presidential Infallability * Simultaneous support for low taxes (for the wealthy) and high government spending (for military and [corporate welfare] at least). A neotard is also typically unable to offer clear [intellectual] arguments for his positions, instead relying on catchy but meaningless phrases like, "they'll follow us home," or "don't cut and run," or "die in a fire, you commie libtard!" As such, they generally lose debates and run away, only to attack another day.
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