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The used condom you find when you wake up in [the morning after] a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, [on the floor], up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood [on the outside] of it could be considered extra crusty.
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