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"too long; didn't read." 1. The inability to accept, [understand] or pay attention to [information] when not separated by a header. 2. The ability to arbitrarily read 400 small posts but not a long one. 3. A sign of ADD or lack of reading capability. 4. A very cheap response and an indication of lack of wit. 5. 90% of the time: A lie. 6. A desperate attempt at a comeback used by people who just can't think of one. 7. Usually used by people who've been torn apart verbally but want one last attempt at looking witty. 8. Total failure at #7. 7. A sign that, not only is someone too lazy and stupid to read but, clearly, too lazy and stupid to even type out four words indicating such. 9. Collect [every] "tl,dr" post online, and you'll [have a good] estimate of the number of lazy idiots on Earth, who currently have Internet access. 10. Should really be: "Too Lazy, Don't Read." or, ".....I got nut'n!"
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