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A twat who claims he's only behaving like a twat in defence of the fact that other people keep calling him a twat behind his back. Similar to a self-fulfilling prophecy but more personal, and often used as a [defense mechanism], usually by men to avoid ever having to engage with anyone emotionally, or say sorry. Their phrase of choice should you ask them why they're behaving like a twat is [of course]: 'Are you calling me a twat then!?' and then centre all their twatness upon you as you [obviously] must be the source of why everyone thinks they're a twat, and are no longer inviting them to any more social events.
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