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When you are [laying one down] on the old lady and you realize your infant son/daughter has awakened and began [breast feeding] again. You instantly realize that you should not be turned on by this, but you are also aware you are going to [shoot your load]. You decide at the last second that this may be your only chance at a threesome so you pull out and shoot it on the kid.
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