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Live Audio Porn. One is treated to L.A.P. when a neighbor/roommate with whom you share a thin wall, or live close enough to, has loud sex. [Generally] characterized as a truly terrifying [experience] in which the recipient of the L.A.P. is subjected to aural terrorism in the form of moans, groans, yelps, [heavy breathing], bed/furniture crashing, and various other unsettling noises.
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