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Having no sufficient fruit/veg in one's diet/food-intake. Also means the inability to provide healthy food for one's family.

People in Turd World 'cunt'ries like mine, are always characterized by their angry looks, stiff unhealthy bodies and bad temperament, you lil' [foreigners] are liable for getting your pretty 'white' teeth knocked at any time just by casually staring at passerbys! It all chalks back to what these goat-grabbing Arabtards put in their bellies: fatty 'empty calories' food (e.g. 'mansef' which is basically [overcooked] rice "roz" with pieces of either lamb meat "lahem", or chicken "jaj" and sour fermented  goat milk "laban" that is also made by border-sharing Syria, Iraq & Sinai in Egypt), that stuff their protruding bellies and block their hearts (literaly and [figuratively]), and minds.

You cannot in any way figure the same as I, cause simply you aren't locked with the same fools like me! It's worse than what you might think: young men they look older than their real age, women are nothing but horny fatards with a short-fuse and all of them are bonkass crazy! 
What else there's to do in Jordan known by its shitty economy and a [nonexistent] job market other than overeating?!

Almost all of the meat that gets [used] in the forementioned 'manasef' (pl.), comes from way 'Turdier' [countries] (mainly Sudan, Bulgaria and Romania), with bad refrigerating methods and recently... serial food-poisoning cases were reported all over Amman and a [neighboring] city called Ma'adaba! And the local Ammani 'souks' (markets that sell MICs or goods 'made in China'), are abrim with farmed fish fed on [cheap fish] growth-hormones to make it more 'sellable' (there's a saying here and in other Mid-Rim [countries] that says, 'The Eye Eats, Not The Mouth'. Go figure!). Fruit is sold in special allocated places called 'hisbah' (sing.) and it's only fourth-grade, non-export produce: better, export-grade fruit/veg are hauled out the 'Kinkdom' and sold to wealthy buyer-powerful Gulf states like Saudi Arabi, Kuwait, U.A.E. and Oman... where the resident 'Gulfans' are fatter than Mastodons!... leaving us po' [fucks with] nothing edible to put in our mouths, or money to buy anything decent enough to feed our children!

One last thing: I had a nice chat with a swee Southern Bellatrix lately and she, innocently asked me what do we normally have for food. I answered back by stating that, not long ago and because it's already 'springish' in Jordan... the 'only' national TV station ran a 6-o'clock telereport about a 'weed' -- for seriousness! -- called 'khubaiza' ([scientific name]: Malva parviflora and is known in English as 'little mallow'), that's usually found growing in large quantities around sewage-collecting pipelines (or as we here say, 'masarif el'charah') and [the fucking] reporter [glazed over] a bunch of it as he popvoxed the 'seasonal' souk shoppers who couldn't agree more that, yes... it's a perfect, nourishing meat-substitute (not vegan-wise. Mind), because -- their words -- "it's  very rich in the blood-boosting mineral iron!". Godfuck! The iron that's in khubaiza isn't even hemic FFFS!
We're not even saved by irony!

Also called 'silent hunger'.

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