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A pychological condition that stems from an utter infatuation with or affinity towards any person named Emily, Emilia, or Emilz ("E").  It listed as an Axis-II personality disorder "mental illness" by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.  Labeling it as a "mental illness" or "disorder" is somewhat misleading as it's noted symptoms are rarely, if ever, negative.  The DSM-IV lists 7 symptoms of Emilitus, 5 of which must have been experience in no more than a one week period for an accurate diagnosis.  These symptoms include: overwhelming feeling of euphoria when near this particular("E");  a persistant feeling of discontent when apart from "E";  constant desire for physical intimacy of any kind with "E";  mutual fits of spontaneous, uncontrollable laughter with "E"(a.k.a. Ridiculitus);  inability to stop smiling when with or talking to "E";  constantly having and acting on the urge to stare psuedo-creepily at the stimulus and say "Yeah" in an psuedo-creepy voice;  and incessently hearing the song "Ride" in one's head

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