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If you are living in Lithuania and don't have much money at the same or live in a remote from city blocks [neighbourhood], this is your primary internet provider. Well, it evolved from "Telekom", which also dealt in stationary home phones and internet.
Anyways, it was called TEO recently. To make it look cooler. I [know] it stands for [something], but i didn;t bother to remember. Anyway, to look hip and cool and youthfull and shit, it also renamed internet from "TAKAS" (the path) to "ZEBRA" (d'uh), telephon to VOX (latint for voice) and began serving GALA digital TV. Anyway, it suck and it's not cheap.
As I was saying, internet. If you're an unlucky lad in the categories before mentioned, you'll have ZEBRA internet. If you're [extremely] unlucky, you'll have ZEBRA "BAZINIS" (basic) like your's truly. It's dial-up. It's from 17.00 to 8.00. It 32KB/s slow. Try playing MMO or MMORPG on that. It has [extremely] slow FTP server. It sucks. It rapes 39Lt/month. (about 20 bucks. To make it more american, let's just asume that you make 4K and pay 40 for net.)
So stop bitchin' about AOL.

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