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A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university department worth devoting a human life to. Non-students suck at life (rest of CLA), or have sold childhood dreams to sleep with numbers or become numbers as they brown-nose their way up the ladder in a faceless corporation that sells shit no one even cares about (IT, CSOM - respectively). Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management (CSOM) and the Institute of Technology (IT), the SoM is populated by people who posess stellar social skills, intimidating stage rapport, as well as a tangible performance talent capable of winning the respect, admiration, and jealousy of their peers. Most SoM students could kick your ass in rocking (literally), and often jump at the chance to tell you why your music collection proves why you're pathetic.
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