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A food fight, a common staple in numerous low-budget American children films, involves the flinging of various consumable goods, including both food and beverage, across a room.  A food fight typically commences with the exchange of various innocuous food items, whereupon a [relatively] rotund blond-haired child with a buzz cut shall stand upon a table and declare, "FOOD FIGHT!".  In the same sense that the unexamined life is not worth living, an undeclared food fight is not worth fighting: an undeclared food fight, or a food fight that is improperly declared, shall typically be viewed as invalid.

Various reputable American children's networks feature food fights exceedingly frequently; it is a [relatively] uncommon occurrence to view either one such film or five consecutive episodes of such programming without witnessing a food fight of some sort.  [Unfortunately], numerous recent programs have [compromised] the genre, featuring declarations by relatively thin persons or even including undeclared food fights, an anathema to those schooled in the true art.

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