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The most treasured and elusive sexual move of all time. When one is in a flirtacious situation with a woman, and brings her back to the room for some "heavy petting". When they get to the room and the woman has de-clothed, the man goes to his closet and says, "Hold on, I have something for you." He pulls out a [viking helmet] and a sword, which the woman puts on. She is [sitting on] the side of the bed, and the man then says, "[I'll be right back]." He never comes back. The woman is alone. In a viking outfit. Hence, the "Lonely Viking".
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