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(slong'keh): noun A cross between a sloth and a monkey, indicating monkey-like physical attributes as well as the slow-moving qualities of a sloth. Often takes excessive amounts of time to perform simple, everyday tasks including [getting dressed], eating, and walking and takes multiple nyaps throughout the day. Several indications that someone is a slonkey include walking in an irregular rate pattern (stopping suddenly, speeding up, then stopping again), dressing in odd fashions (putting one arm through a shirt, sniffling, sitting down, [putting on] a shoe, taking a nyap, then putting the other arm through), eating very messily (eating with a fork but still [getting food] all over his/her hands and arms).
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